Oh, HO, HO, HO! Mary revelers! THANK GOD IT’S CHRISTMAS!! It’s time again to make Christmas…Christmas GREAT AGAIN! BEHAVE YOURSELF! SANTA CLAUS IS BACK IN TOWN! Red is definitely in season–as if it ever went out of style! We know what Santa wants (cookies), but don’t let Santa off the hook! BRING ME A MAN … Continue reading
I’ll-a have-a BLUUUUUUUUUE CHRISTMAS WITHOUUUUUT YOUUUU!!! Whoa-ho ho ho! I didn’t see you there, merry and bright Filthy Dreams playlist listeners! Why I’m just getting in the spirit–the HOLIDAY spirit that is. Once the stampede of Black Friday is over, you know it’s that time of year–time for the annual Filthy Dreams Xmas Playlist. Sure, … Continue reading
Why hello, dearest Filthy Dreams readers! *low hum* What’s that?!!! Up there in the sky! It’s a bird, It’s a plane, it’s a disco ball…NO it’s a UFO! Take us, we’re ready! Ready for HALLOWREEN that is! Even though it’s still hotter than two hamsters farting in a wool sock out there, we’re officially in … Continue reading
*dances wildly* what? WHAT?!!! OH HELLO THERE, dearest Filthy Dreams readers! Marion and I couldn’t hear you over the pounding musical beat. What are we listening to? Well, our third annual Shameful Pride Playlist, of course! Naturally, by the time you reach a third annual playlist, things get sort of…ahem…staid. Of course, there’s endless shameful … Continue reading
Hello, babies. Welcome to year 2017. Everything is in its right place, and it’s so gerr-rrr-oo-vy. Sigh! Trump won! What do we do?! Join The Thin White Duke? Why bother! Why overcome nihilism? Wait…where have we heard that one before? Well, there’s really nothing else to do but grab the popcorn! At the precipice of these four years … Continue reading
Ho Ho HO-OOH MY GOD! Quick, dearest Filthy Dreams readers! We have no time for formalities, it’s time for some panic-driven, wild-eyed Black Friday shopping! Where do we start first? Macy’s? The mall? Donald Trump’s online store with $149 Make America Great Again Christmas ornaments? Where…WHERE? It’s time for holiday hysterics again and there’s no better … Continue reading
Why hello there! Brrrrrr….don’t you feel that spooky chill in the air, dearest fearsome Filthy Dreams readers! Well, I know I do–it just gets me in the mood for our World Famous Pumpkin Punch. Grab a glass–Anyone want more nutmeg garnish in your punch? Once we start to feel that cool, crisp autumn breeze here … Continue reading
Why hello there, dearest of dear Filthy Dreams readers! Because our always faithful co-founder Emily is losing her mind in the middle of an apartment search and move, we are going to forgo our regular art-related post today. Instead, let’s get delve into a musical genre we like to call “gay elevator music” with our … Continue reading
Why hello there, hungry Filthy Dreams readers? Do you hear what I hear? That faint gobbling in the distance?! That must mean it’s nearly time for Thanksgiving!! They said it couldn’t be done–a Filthy Dreams Gobbledooker Thanksgiving playlist–but, we did it, creating maybe our most maniacal playlist yet that will just wet your whistle for … Continue reading
Why hello there! Come, let me make you a drink from my mouth organ! What’s a mouth organ? Well, funny you should ask, dearest Filthy Dreams reader: a mouth organ is only a bizarre instrument dreamed up by the deviant mind of one of our oldest Filthy Dreams’ role models: that sickly aesthete himself Jean … Continue reading