I Refuse to Review Exhibitions with Heinous AI Slop Press Releases (Or Why I’m Probably Not Writing Much About Art Anymore)
Art / Drag Them To Filth / Rants and Raves

I Refuse to Review Exhibitions with Heinous AI Slop Press Releases (Or Why I’m Probably Not Writing Much About Art Anymore)

Throughout my years of writing about art, I’ve, of course, encountered many, many terrible press releases, filled with impenetrable jargon, effusive yet meaningless artspeak, and so much liminality, relationality, materiality, and space. I’ve rolled my eyes. I’ve sighed. I’ve cackled. Yet, it wasn’t until recently, with the overwhelming AI sloppification of NYC art galleries’ written … Continue reading

She Makes Me Dance Till She Got Me Crazy: Maya Man’s “StarPower” Is My Favorite (Mostly) AI-Generated Art Show
Art

She Makes Me Dance Till She Got Me Crazy: Maya Man’s “StarPower” Is My Favorite (Mostly) AI-Generated Art Show

I’m not often impressed by visual art, or at least institutionally accepted artsy-fartsy art, that engages with artificial intelligence. Most AI-related art fails to outshine or even match the wackadoo aesthetics of naïve AI slop produced by the Internet, whether heartfelt Charlie Kirk memorials showing the Turning Point guru paling around with Abraham Lincoln and … Continue reading

Crush Your Head and Tie Me Up: “Weight of Desire” at Long Story Short
Art

Crush Your Head and Tie Me Up: “Weight of Desire” at Long Story Short

I’ve always been drawn to darker, more seductive, and, in some circles, taboo imagery, particularly in formats more readily available to a non-fine art audience, such as books or magazines. The more risqué, the better. It is exciting when people find community within their niche tastes, where open sexuality is not just celebrated but encouraged … Continue reading

“Spectrum of Desire” at the Met Cloisters Is a Raunchy and Romantic Divine Revelation
Art

“Spectrum of Desire” at the Met Cloisters Is a Raunchy and Romantic Divine Revelation

Can receiving the stigmata be a sex act? It is surely intimate and sensual, not to mention penetrative. This is a question that I’ve been musing on ever since fixating on Giovanni di Paolo’s shimmering, submissive 15th-century panel painting, Saint Catherine of Siena Receiving the Stigmata, on view in the Met Cloister’s heroically horny and … Continue reading

Orchid Trash and Post-No-Blooms: A Conversation on “Mr. Flower Fantastic’s Concrete Jungle” at the New York Botanical Garden
Art / Flowers

Orchid Trash and Post-No-Blooms: A Conversation on “Mr. Flower Fantastic’s Concrete Jungle” at the New York Botanical Garden

What else is there to do during yet another violent forever war in the Middle East caused by the United States and Israel, other than dissociate while staring blankly at beautiful flowers? Pretty, pretty! Even better if those flowers are shaped into a romanticized, sweetly scented New York City, courtesy of Queens-born floral artist Mr. … Continue reading

In the Realms of the Unfortunate: A Conversation on “Bughouse” at Vineyard Theatre
Art / Performance

In the Realms of the Unfortunate: A Conversation on “Bughouse” at Vineyard Theatre

The press invite to Martha Clarke’s Bughouse at Vineyard caught our attention in a way that publicist emails rarely do. An Off-Broadway show about Henry Darger, the prototypical outsider artist whose extensive 15,000-ish page novel, In The Realms of the Unreal, and hundreds of illustrations were discovered by his landlord after he left for a … Continue reading

Everything’s Coming Up Lynchian: Laura and Emily on David Lynch’s Influence
Art / Film / TV

Everything’s Coming Up Lynchian: Laura and Emily on David Lynch’s Influence

We’ve survived a year without David Lynch. Just barely. Though some magic is gone with no longer sharing the planet with Lynch, his influence remains–some good, some bad–as does the joy of digging deep into the work he left behind. In fact, doesn’t it feel like almost everything is being described as Lynchian these days?! … Continue reading

The Museum of Sex’s “Utopia” Makes Being in a Cult Look Fun
Art / Take Me To Heaven

The Museum of Sex’s “Utopia” Makes Being in a Cult Look Fun

A dour-looking, ruddy-faced Quaker, who, after a heavenly bout of what was likely typhus in the same year that our founding daddies signed the Declaration of Independence, was resurrected as “a genderless servant of God.” A swivel-eyed polyamorous duo who bred unicorns (or really, did questionable surgeries on goats), one of which, named Lancelot, hit … Continue reading