“We will be back in some form… Have a good life!” (Donald Trump, Farewell Speech at Joint Base Andrews, January 20th, 2021) Outgoing president Donald J. Trump was scheduled to depart the White House at 8:00 a.m. At 8:04 a.m., people began to look at their watches. At 8:15 a.m., Trump and First Lady Melania, … Continue reading
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Filthy Dreams’ Songs for Quarantine Pandemic Playlist
Ooh, baby! You touch me and set me on fire! With all this social distancing, how can I put out this fire? Oh, I know! With lots and lots of toilet paper! Filthy Fans, welcome to the end of civilization! This is the moment for which we have so very long prepared, the moment for … Continue reading
Filthy Dreams’ Mommie Dearest Pride Playlist
Is there some special relationship between moms and their sissy boys? What might their relationship look like? Have no fear! We here at Filthy Dreams have done the digging for you–just in the nick of time for Pride! What’s wrong with mother and boy–especially when that boy is gay! Oh, Mommy! You don’t own … Continue reading
Filthy Dreams Christmas Playlist #5: MAKE CHRISTMAS GREAT AGAIN
Oh, HO, HO, HO! Mary revelers! THANK GOD IT’S CHRISTMAS!! It’s time again to make Christmas…Christmas GREAT AGAIN! BEHAVE YOURSELF! SANTA CLAUS IS BACK IN TOWN! Red is definitely in season–as if it ever went out of style! We know what Santa wants (cookies), but don’t let Santa off the hook! BRING ME A MAN … Continue reading
Filthy Dreams’ Tired Old Queen Pride Playlist
Oh my God, ANOTHER Pride Parade?! What? Google has a banner up? More Absolut Vodka ads? Every corporation vying to spread the rainbow? Whew, I don’t know about you queens, but we here at Filthy Dreams are hiding behind bushes. We’re tired. *SIGH* How many years have we said that Pride is over? How many … Continue reading
Filthy Dreams’s Red Planet Mars HALLOWREEN Playlist
Why hello, dearest Filthy Dreams readers! *low hum* What’s that?!!! Up there in the sky! It’s a bird, It’s a plane, it’s a disco ball…NO it’s a UFO! Take us, we’re ready! Ready for HALLOWREEN that is! Even though it’s still hotter than two hamsters farting in a wool sock out there, we’re officially in … Continue reading
Filthy Dreams’ End-of-the-World Total Eclipse Playlist
Hiya, kiddos!! Hey, what’s that up there in the sky? AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! My eyes, they’re burning! All I see are…disco balls in the sky! We, here at Filthy Dreams, are here for all of life’s magic moments. A total eclipse of the sun? Done and done! Hold tight to your bottle of whiskey and dance with … Continue reading
Filthy Dreams’s Shameful Pride Remixed Playlist
*dances wildly* what? WHAT?!!! OH HELLO THERE, dearest Filthy Dreams readers! Marion and I couldn’t hear you over the pounding musical beat. What are we listening to? Well, our third annual Shameful Pride Playlist, of course! Naturally, by the time you reach a third annual playlist, things get sort of…ahem…staid. Of course, there’s endless shameful … Continue reading
Filthy Dreams’ Back In The U.S.S.R, Comrades Playlist
Why hello there, comrades! Would you like a shot of vodka?! Why? Because I’m getting in the Russian spirit! If Trump and his entire administration are in bed with the Russians, why can’t WE be? Why let him have all the fun! Sure, it might be treasonous, but who doesn’t want to be a little naughty now … Continue reading
Filthy Dreams’ Candy Cane Lane Playlist
Ho Ho HO-OOH MY GOD! Quick, dearest Filthy Dreams readers! We have no time for formalities, it’s time for some panic-driven, wild-eyed Black Friday shopping! Where do we start first? Macy’s? The mall? Donald Trump’s online store with $149 Make America Great Again Christmas ornaments? Where…WHERE? It’s time for holiday hysterics again and there’s no better … Continue reading