*throws confetti* *twirls under the disco ball* Why, hello there, our very dearest beloved Filthy Dreams readers! What’s that? What are we celebrating? Well, if you can believe it, today is the 10th anniversary of Filthy Dreams! A decade of decadence! Ten years of trash! Just one-tenth of a century of camp! On this very … Continue reading
Happy Pride, Filthy Dreamers! These past few Prides have been a chore, right? We’ve had to wade through the goo-goo muck of internal queerer-than-thou community infighting, anti-corporate Pride, and kink shaming discourses. That’s why we here at Filthy Dreams welcome a return to form with the emergence of monkeypox. A disease that has somehow infected … Continue reading
Ho-Ho-Ho…OH, FUCK IT! We’ve had it with you, Earthlings! It isn’t bad enough that before long, we’re all going to be stuck living together in Michigan; or that COVID-19 has made idiots out of us all. Somehow, yet there remained the slightest glimmer of hope–that is, until we were subjected this week to nurses singing … Continue reading
“We will be back in some form… Have a good life!” (Donald Trump, Farewell Speech at Joint Base Andrews, January 20th, 2021) Outgoing president Donald J. Trump was scheduled to depart the White House at 8:00 a.m. At 8:04 a.m., people began to look at their watches. At 8:15 a.m., Trump and First Lady Melania, … Continue reading
Ooh, baby! You touch me and set me on fire! With all this social distancing, how can I put out this fire? Oh, I know! With lots and lots of toilet paper! Filthy Fans, welcome to the end of civilization! This is the moment for which we have so very long prepared, the moment for … Continue reading
Is there some special relationship between moms and their sissy boys? What might their relationship look like? Have no fear! We here at Filthy Dreams have done the digging for you–just in the nick of time for Pride! What’s wrong with mother and boy–especially when that boy is gay! Oh, Mommy! You don’t own … Continue reading
Oh, HO, HO, HO! Mary revelers! THANK GOD IT’S CHRISTMAS!! It’s time again to make Christmas…Christmas GREAT AGAIN! BEHAVE YOURSELF! SANTA CLAUS IS BACK IN TOWN! Red is definitely in season–as if it ever went out of style! We know what Santa wants (cookies), but don’t let Santa off the hook! BRING ME A MAN … Continue reading
Oh my God, ANOTHER Pride Parade?! What? Google has a banner up? More Absolut Vodka ads? Every corporation vying to spread the rainbow? Whew, I don’t know about you queens, but we here at Filthy Dreams are hiding behind bushes. We’re tired. *SIGH* How many years have we said that Pride is over? How many … Continue reading
Why hello, dearest Filthy Dreams readers! *low hum* What’s that?!!! Up there in the sky! It’s a bird, It’s a plane, it’s a disco ball…NO it’s a UFO! Take us, we’re ready! Ready for HALLOWREEN that is! Even though it’s still hotter than two hamsters farting in a wool sock out there, we’re officially in … Continue reading
Hiya, kiddos!! Hey, what’s that up there in the sky? AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! My eyes, they’re burning! All I see are…disco balls in the sky! We, here at Filthy Dreams, are here for all of life’s magic moments. A total eclipse of the sun? Done and done! Hold tight to your bottle of whiskey and dance with … Continue reading