Happy Pride! Dust off those disco balls and polish your favorite yellow patent leather shoes. It’s time for yet another installment of our Pride music playlists! Previous Pride playlist editions included odes to crime, to mommy issues, and to tired old queens. This year, after gawking at Pride-themed CPAP decorations, we realized it is time to practice self-care. Pot bellies are out; Ozempic face is in! We are stocking up on pills and human growth hormones to work that body and prancercise our way into a Pride-themed roid rage. The ladies of Love Lies Bleeding have nothing on our way of bodybuilding. And pony! Whoo!

Yes, this year’s Pride playlist is all about music to reach your heart rate to a solid 162 beats per minute. Now you can multitask! In the mood to reorganize your bookshelf AND your life goals? Set your volume to nitro and keep those reps pumping! Additionally, we have chosen Yoko Ono as our fitness coach, and we have never felt as connected to our bodies as we have while doing our high-intensity workouts with Yoko trilling, vibrating, and warbling instructions. More ontensity! Other way, now! And shimmy!