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Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto” Is a Brilliant Camp Masterpiece
America Is Doomed / Books

Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto” Is a Brilliant Camp Masterpiece

Olivia Nuzzi’s much-maligned memoir American Canto opens with a phone call and a cockroach rave. Stomping down Fifth Avenue in front of the Met, Nuzzi argues with croaky-voiced bear-crime-scene-stager and whale-beheader Robert F. Kennedy Jr…I mean, The Politician…about whether their long-shot presidential candidate x political journalist affair is wrong (it is). Answering his invocation of … Continue reading

The Museum of Sex’s “Utopia” Makes Being in a Cult Look Fun
Art / Take Me To Heaven

The Museum of Sex’s “Utopia” Makes Being in a Cult Look Fun

A dour-looking, ruddy-faced Quaker, who, after a heavenly bout of what was likely typhus in the same year that our founding daddies signed the Declaration of Independence, was resurrected as “a genderless servant of God.” A swivel-eyed polyamorous duo who bred unicorns (or really, did questionable surgeries on goats), one of which, named Lancelot, hit … Continue reading

Filthy Dreams’ Spice Village Thanksgiving Music Playlist
Music

Filthy Dreams’ Spice Village Thanksgiving Music Playlist

  Gooble-ooble-gooble! *sniffs around spice rack* kee-yuk, kee-yuk..?   YELP YELP!! CUCK!! AAAAAAAAAAAHH!! Hark! Something spicy lingers in the air. Why, it must be Thanksgiving, which means that it is time for yet another edition of our Filthy Dreams’ Thanksgiving music playlist! As Sylvester sings, happy days are here again! This year’s playlist revolves–like that … Continue reading

Familiar Faces: Andres Serrano Bitched About the 2016 Election to Jeffrey Epstein (and Then Promoted Himself)
America Is Doomed / Art

Familiar Faces: Andres Serrano Bitched About the 2016 Election to Jeffrey Epstein (and Then Promoted Himself)

There’s a danger in building a career on being a “provocative” artist. Eventually, you may find yourself hitting up the most notorious sex trafficker and pedo in recent history and, I’d argue, maybe the most influential figure of the 21st century to rant about the election. At least that’s what happened with Andres Serrano, whose … Continue reading

Drag Them to Filth: The Worst AI-Generated Exhibition Press Release Ever (At Least So Far)
Art / Drag Them To Filth

Drag Them to Filth: The Worst AI-Generated Exhibition Press Release Ever (At Least So Far)

Have you noticed—a—few—too—many—thoroughly misplaced—em-dashes in exhibition press releases lately? A few extra oddball, “not…but…” styled phrases? A hefty dash of strung-together artspeak descriptors that are even more incomprehensible than normal? A splash of vapid genericisms that are closer to completely unintelligible than a poor gallery assistant grabbing at straws to get this press release finished … Continue reading

Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up!: Xiu Xiu Does Eraserhead
Music / Performance

Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up!: Xiu Xiu Does Eraserhead

Tinkling, angelic bells ushered in the most mournful rendition of the Lady in the Radiator’s ascension anthem, “In Heaven,” I’ve ever heard, like a warbling hymn sung at a gravesite scented with night-blooming jasmine. At the conclusion of Xiu Xiu’s live interpretation of Eraserhead’s minimalist whooshing score, performed last week at Brooklyn’s Elsewhere, Jamie Stewart’s … Continue reading

Filthy Dreams’ Panic Attack HALLOWREEN XIII Music Playlist
Music

Filthy Dreams’ Panic Attack HALLOWREEN XIII Music Playlist

Peek-a-BOO!! **AAAAAAAAHH!!** Apologies for the lack of trigger warning, Filthy Fiends! Anyways, now that we have your attention, it’s so nice of you to join…even if it was a real SCREAM of an effort! Welcome yet again to another funhouse mirror season of despair, of disaster, of disappointment, of discouragement…of the Filthy Dreams’ HALLOWREEN music … Continue reading