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All That’s Missing From Krzysztof Strzelecki’s “Rendezvous” at Anat Ebgi Is the Smell of Urinal Cake
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All That’s Missing From Krzysztof Strzelecki’s “Rendezvous” at Anat Ebgi Is the Smell of Urinal Cake

Tinkle. Tinkle. Tinkle. Immediately upon entering Krzysztof Strzelecki’s solo exhibition Rendezvous at Anat Ebgi, my ears pricked up at the splish-splash of watery drippy-droppings trickling out at a heroically steady stream. The constant dribble sounded like some derelict crept into the gallery for a sneaky whizz in a corner. Unlikely, sure, but it’s not as … Continue reading →

The Big Dream: A Table Saw and Other Items David Lynch Told Me He Wants Me to Have From His Estate Auction
Trashy Tributes

The Big Dream: A Table Saw and Other Items David Lynch Told Me He Wants Me to Have From His Estate Auction

I want a table saw. Badly. My yearning for this table saw is gnawing and relentless. I dream about its ceaseless whirring buzz, driving my neighbors to bang on the walls. I drift off daily at my computer, picturing wood dust floating about the air in my small apartment rather than the century-plus of collected … Continue reading →

Trump Is Remaking the White House in His Trashy Image, Even the Public Tour
America Is Doomed / Filthy Dreams On Location

Trump Is Remaking the White House in His Trashy Image, Even the Public Tour

An employee of the White House gift shop (yes, there is a gift shop in the White House. Classy!) approached me and another tour guest, both of us gawking at an artwork that looked egregiously out of place, as if someone clandestinely snuck a flea market find into the hallowed halls of the National Portrait … Continue reading →

The United States’ Natural Born Losers in Jordan Sullivan’s “Drinking Margaritas at the Mall”
America Is Doomed / Books

The United States’ Natural Born Losers in Jordan Sullivan’s “Drinking Margaritas at the Mall”

Chain restaurants at the mall used to mean something in this country. Stand-alone restaurant storefronts just a short jaunt away from the mall’s irresistible gravitational pull did too. Or at least I thought they did. When I was a teen in suburban Pittsburgh during the early aughts, Olive Garden, TGI Fridays, Outback Steakhouse, Texas Roadhouse, … Continue reading →

Nick Waplington and Lizzi Bougatsos Channeled 1990s Clubbing Chaos in “Before the Clean-Up”
Art

Nick Waplington and Lizzi Bougatsos Channeled 1990s Clubbing Chaos in “Before the Clean-Up”

Nightlife photography should be kinda bad. Technical perfection is for shut-ins with a studio or all those photographers making photographs of photographs. Nightlife photos should be out of focus and crappily framed. Heads should be lopped right off dancing bodies, fixating instead on torsos bumping and grinding into each other (and the photographer). Flashes of … Continue reading →