Why, hello there, dearest Filthy Dreams readers! What are your plans for next Monday night? NOTHING?! Well, I’m going to be speaking on a panel Career Building Via Social: The New Reality for Budding Female Artists and Professionals at the Young Playwrights Festival (431 5th Ave, Suite 5, New York, NY 10016) on Monday, February 23 from 6PM-7PM. Moderated by Carlota Zimmerman, the panel will also feature Marie Segares and Kate Hendricks. And you are invited!

Now I know what you’re thinking: who is SHE kidding? Only the trashiest of the trash read Filthy Dreams and her social media accounts are primarily full of quickly forgotten drunken quips. She probably doesn’t remember half of her social media activities. I know, Mary, trust me I know. However, I’ve already been given the go-ahead to act as filthy as I please on Monday night. I’ve coined my plan of panel attack as Camp, Shock and Awe. So if you want to learn more about the conception of Filthy Dreams, come on down, queens and register here.

Just hope they don’t ask me about my politics.