Oh Looooord, My GOD! When I in awesome wonder…consider all the worlds thy hands have made. Worlds like…this blessed Elvis lamp! I’ll bow in humble adoration to this holy décor! How great thou art! HOW GREAT THOU AAAAAARRRRT!!! Ahem…ok, I may be getting a tad carried away, bloodying my knees, genuflecting to this sacred … Continue reading
Thanksgiving Day. The turkey is cooked without being dried out like an avian husk. Marshmallows melt into a slimy sugary goop on the sweet potato casserole. Crispy onions wilt on top of the green beans. Cranberry sauce slides out of the can with a thick thwack. Your polite guests help bring these steaming dishes to … Continue reading