She Makes Me Dance Till She Got Me Crazy: Maya Man’s “StarPower” Is My Favorite (Mostly) AI-Generated Art Show
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She Makes Me Dance Till She Got Me Crazy: Maya Man’s “StarPower” Is My Favorite (Mostly) AI-Generated Art Show

I’m not often impressed by visual art, or at least institutionally accepted artsy-fartsy art, that engages with artificial intelligence. Most AI-related art fails to outshine or even match the wackadoo aesthetics of naïve AI slop produced by the Internet, whether heartfelt Charlie Kirk memorials showing the Turning Point guru paling around with Abraham Lincoln and … Continue reading

Crush Your Head and Tie Me Up: “Weight of Desire” at Long Story Short
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Crush Your Head and Tie Me Up: “Weight of Desire” at Long Story Short

I’ve always been drawn to darker, more seductive, and, in some circles, taboo imagery, particularly in formats more readily available to a non-fine art audience, such as books or magazines. The more risqué, the better. It is exciting when people find community within their niche tastes, where open sexuality is not just celebrated but encouraged … Continue reading

“Spectrum of Desire” at the Met Cloisters Is a Raunchy and Romantic Divine Revelation
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“Spectrum of Desire” at the Met Cloisters Is a Raunchy and Romantic Divine Revelation

Can receiving the stigmata be a sex act? It is surely intimate and sensual, not to mention penetrative. This is a question that I’ve been musing on ever since fixating on Giovanni di Paolo’s shimmering, submissive 15th-century panel painting, Saint Catherine of Siena Receiving the Stigmata, on view in the Met Cloister’s heroically horny and … Continue reading

How Do You Write Arts Criticism Right Now Without Being an Asshole?
America Is Doomed / Rants and Raves

How Do You Write Arts Criticism Right Now Without Being an Asshole?

On January 24, distracted as usual by the unavoidable pull of the endless scroll, I took a quick breather from writing a review of A New Love in Tokyo, Banmei Takahashi’s delightful and depraved sex worker buddy romp. I opened X and watched Minneapolis ICU nurse Alex Pretti wrestled to the ground and shot numerous … Continue reading

The Museum of Sex’s “Utopia” Makes Being in a Cult Look Fun
Art / Take Me To Heaven

The Museum of Sex’s “Utopia” Makes Being in a Cult Look Fun

A dour-looking, ruddy-faced Quaker, who, after a heavenly bout of what was likely typhus in the same year that our founding daddies signed the Declaration of Independence, was resurrected as “a genderless servant of God.” A swivel-eyed polyamorous duo who bred unicorns (or really, did questionable surgeries on goats), one of which, named Lancelot, hit … Continue reading

Move Over Barbie Expo! Lina Bradford and Gage Spex’s “Dream a Little Dream of Me” at Salma Sarriedine Is Doll Divinity
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Move Over Barbie Expo! Lina Bradford and Gage Spex’s “Dream a Little Dream of Me” at Salma Sarriedine Is Doll Divinity

I regret to inform you that Montreal’s little slice of kitsch heaven, Barbie Expo (or Expo Barbie en français), has gone to seed. Sure, when I first visited the supposed largest Barbie exhibition in the world, its host, the mall Les Cours Mont-Royal, didn’t exactly live up to its PR promise to “redefine the meaning … Continue reading

The Morgan Library & Museum’s White Lady Shows: A Conversation
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The Morgan Library & Museum’s White Lady Shows: A Conversation

Sweating through another July weekend with nothing to do and most galleries in their summer hours (because they hate us poors stuck in the NYC swamps in the summer), Emily Colucci and Jessica Almereyda struggled through multiple emails and sign-up forms to get press tickets to the Morgan Library & Museum to see their trio … Continue reading