Gooble-ooble-gooble!
*sniffs around spice rack*
kee-yuk, kee-yuk..?
YELP YELP!! CUCK!! AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
Hark! Something spicy lingers in the air. Why, it must be Thanksgiving, which means that it is time for yet another edition of our Filthy Dreams’ Thanksgiving music playlist! As Sylvester sings, happy days are here again! This year’s playlist revolves–like that shimmering disco ball–around turkeys galore, old-timey radio tunes and ads (that Mayfield cigarette ad alone will make you fumble around for something to light up), a blend of fall and harvest-themed standards, and a SHITLOAD of Italian disco. We’ve got the right blend of Spacer, Marie Laurie Sachs, Giorgio Moroder, and Aalto to get down to some real turkey carving! That’s right, this year’s playlist is a spice rack full of flavors to put that spin in your step while plucking turkey feathers. Eviscerating the insides becoming a slog? No problem. Push play on Marie Laurie Sachs’ “Shiver,” grab those poultry shears, and let ‘er rip! Toss that turkey around with as many spices as you can without setting it on fire in the oven. Fennel, marjoram, anise…cinnamon! Ginger! Dill! A dash of the mighty rosemary. The scent of freshly ground cloves stuffed under turkey skin, with butter. Lots of butter! And garlic! And thyme! And don’t forget to top it all off with a bay leaf!
With over 6 hours of music on this playlist, your Thanksgiving cooking time will be transformative. Crank up some Amanda Lear after you put that turkey in the oven and then wrap yourself into a spice-infused cocoon: “Unbelievable, baby! You’ll have a new identity!” Teach it like you preach it, Amanda!