We see you!
Old hillbilly women getting fucked. Thanksgiving sex videos. Satanic lesbians.
*clutches pearls* What exactly are you sickos…ahem…you dearest Filthy Dreams readers searching for late at night, bleary-eyed and blackout drunk?
Over our eight years, we here at Filthy Dreams have never been all that interested in gunning for clickbait popularity. We don’t want everyone to like us, just the right people! And by that, we mean people with severe emotional problems! Confirming that we’re doing everything wrong…I mean, right!, one of our favorite pastimes is reading down the list of search terms that led you, faithful filthy denizens, to our humble home on the Internet like breadcrumbs of depravity. If presumed soon-to-be NYC Mayor Eric Adams can call himself the Pied Piper, we can be the Pied Pipers of Filth!
Of course, looking down this list of alarming phrases sent to our Google overlords, we can’t help but be heartened that perverts still exist! We see you! It’s an especially hard time for deviants with even the left becoming sanctimonious finger-wagging party-poopers akin to the family values morality of 20th-century conservatives. Heck, even the ancient god Jupiter is referenced as a “serial abuser” in a recent laughable New York Times article that questions the ethics of 16th Century painter Titian. Deplatform Zeus!
To celebrate all you lovely and lurid degenerates out there, we don’t want to keep this startling search term pleasure to ourselves. Why should we be the only ones questioning ourselves and what we’ve created? YOU should have to look in the mirror too. Why should we have all the fun?
So enjoy a list of our 100 favorite search terms, in vaguely chronological order, with the links to the articles included if we could figure out what the hell you were looking for:
- homo-erotic nihilism genre
- cinematic porn
- queer nihilism
- pictures of girls in bathroom smoking
- pretty sick boys
- decadent lesbian nymphos
- film filthy family
- best porn ever
- satanic lesbians
- Was Elvis Presley gay?
- What’s with all the penises at the Whitney Museum?
- pornographic gay wall art
- erotic gay art
- hyper leather men gay porn
- gay sex illustration pics
- hustler retro porno
- very filthy gay internet video
- queer theory is bullshit
- filthy gay websites
- sleazy NYC photographers
- transgression blowjob
- selfies of Gold Coast muscle guys sucking cock
- whisper sex gossip of 1950s
- I got a blow job while hitchhiking
- privilege theory is divisive bullshit
- faghag is such an ugly word
- fuck it i love you (Note: This was in 2014, years before Lana Del Rey would release the song on Norman Fucking Rockwell!. Lana, is that you?!)
- doing headstands while naked showing pussy hole
- scholarly definitions of macrame
- filthy fetish galleries
- male corpses naked
- thanksgiving sex videos
- did Tennessee Williams fans like that he was a drunk?
- old white lady painters at the Whitney biennial
- gay sleaze
- artwork of cartoon gay Santa Clauses
- uncanny horror
- vacation sex films
- dreams of pornographic models
- babes behind bars
- cruising at gay truck stops
- were Warhol and Halston gay?
- what is a fag hag
- tube sock titties
- why queer theory is crap
- shit or a fart
- garbage stuffed toy
- decadent Elvis
- filthy mamas
- gay furries moaning and groaning
- Ivanka Trump feet sucking
- plastic surgery to look like Amanda Lepore
- the divine childhood home of John Waters
- Trump is campy
- she’s the beavertail titties she put them in the air
- in defense of kitsch
- Kellyanne Conway is a fucking liar
- wood paneling middle America trailer trash
- Times Square is filthy
- girl takes a shit scene in horror movie. What movie is it from?
- girl poop scene
- what does Jackie Shane mean in referring to her chicken?
- pentecostal white trash
- woman pooping scene
- Marianne Williamson drunk aunt
- Marianne Williamson has her shit together
- pants pooping scenes in movies
- who is the White House intern who grabbed the microphone?
- Ivanka Trump stinky feets
- Milo Yiannopoulos butt injection
- Pittsburgh gay clubs are terrible
- Mary Boone is not done
- sleazing dream
- corn pops Azealia Banks
- lady diarrhea in garbage bin
- America is doomed
- why does Trump mob sing YMCA?
- Des Esseintes preferred drink
- furry fandom-related beers
- woman spraying sky chemtrails
- how much did the micropenis guy get paid on Euphoria?
- why has Trump chosen YMCA?
- why is the color yellow so fucking ugly?
- dance with me on the ashes of the American dream
- Trump is a fucking liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- John Waters rimming
- is Geppetto gay?
- John Waters’ spiritual guidance. Is he “genuine”?
- white trash shaman
- low-class Trump
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gross holiday food
- Madonna looks ridiculous
- Donald Trump king of white trash
- vinegar chemtrail lady
- old hillbilly women getting fucked
- white trash guy nuts
- how I shit myself at the bus stop
- gay pride dildo suit
- Nikocado Avocado getting railed